Stream It Highbrow: 7 Ways To Watch All The Sex With None Of The Shame This Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day. If you're single, you have one of three dire options. One, join a ragtag band of Facebook revolutionaries and write 1,000 word status updates condemning the holiday as a "creation of the corporations." This might get you ten likes, but be advised - you will disappear from news feeds everywhere. Two, gather a group of your best friends (sassy gay man or cynical lesbian recommended, but not required), head out to the nearest Karaoke bar, and bust out Natalie Imbruglia's "Torn...